George Clooney is out & about in Italy without Elisabetta Canalis
Over the past few months, whenever I get a rare look at George Clooney’s mug, I’ve been taken aback. At certain angles, in certain lights, he really, really looks like he had something done, right? But I can’t put my finger on it. He didn’t have his eyes done, thank God. There’s no cat-face happening there. He doesn’t look waxy and Botoxy and frozen, so that’s not it either. But still, something is different. I’m starting to wonder if he got something done to his jaw or his neck, maybe? Or is it his hair? Funky.
Anyway, yesterday was the big reveal of Elisabetta Canalis’s Vanity Fair interview. What I didn’t know yesterday was that her piece is for the cover! That’s right, bitches. A girl can get the cover of Vanity Fair just for boning Clooney. That is literally all she did to get the cover. She wasn’t promoting her part on Leverage (ha!), she wasn’t promoting her career as a “model”. If Vanity Fair could have, they probably would have just interviewed her vagina. I can’t find any new, juicy quotes (ew), but I did find her cover! Sorry the image isn’t that hot, I’ll replace it if I find a better one:
It’s like she’s aiming for coquettish with the head tilt, but instead she just looks like she’s tucking in her Adam’s apple. Not good, Eli.
Anyway, now that Elisabetta has gushed, publicly and openly, many of us think that this cokewhore is on her way out. LaineyGossip suggests that Eli is laying low, waiting for the cocaine and hooker scandal to blow over, but that laying low might lead to some reports that Clooney dumped her. So here’s the question: WHEN (not if) Clooney dumps her, how will it be done? A quick confirmation to People Mag by his publicist? Or will he just start showing up to events by himself? Or perhaps Eli will be the one who gets to announce it, because Clooney is such a gentleman, right? Ha.
Clooney on August 3 & 4, 2010 in Italy. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
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