LeAnn Rimes plans to argue naked to make her marriage to Eddie Cibrian work

LeAnn Rimes tweeted the grossest thing yesterday. Seriously, don’t read this if you just ate lunch or you’re about to eat or if you ever want to eat again. LeAnn tweeted: “A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked! I’m gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens.”

First, the grossness factor: LeAnn’s crazy, ridiculous, emaciated body. Can you imagine trying to have a fight about money (or Eddie’s mistresses) and having to see that body? When CB and I discuss LeAnn, just the two of us, my argument was always that Eddie had kind of crappy taste in women, and that he could only get hard for really trashy girls. But it’s reached the point where I have no idea how Eddie gets hard at all. I mean… ugh, no, I won’t go any further. Let me just say that this advice probably only works if you look like Sofia Vergara. Can you imagine arguing with a naked Sofia? That is HOT.

Second, the absurdity factor: I realize that LeAnn just put this little thing on her Twitter to be funny, but let’s face, she’s dumb enough to try it. So what “friend” told LeAnn this dumb strategy? Probably a “friend” named “Grandi Blanville.”

Third: “When that rarely happens.” LMAO. Girl, just wait. Eddie will come home, smelling of tequila and cherry-flavored lube, and IT WILL HAPPEN.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Bauer-Griffin.

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